「女士们先生们,欢迎来见证你们此生所见最奇妙的景象!为你们介绍……不必多说……唯一的……永远焕光、赐予宝石、不可思议的幻术师……神通广大崔克茜!」崔克茜突然闪亮登场。
观众们被眼前的震撼场景惊呆了:崔克茜的半个身子都在发光!她低头看了看自己,眼睛瞪得巨大。她赶紧掩饰惊讶,一瘸一拐地以一种别扭的方式继续穿过舞台。「神通广大崔克茜现在将表演一个前所未见、独一无二的绝技——『耀晶之握!』」
崔克茜举起她发光的蹄子——耀眼光芒映照了她脸上的疯狂表情,「看哪……我的神奇之蹄!」她将蹄子在空中挥舞,在舞台上缓慢地来回踱步;她的身子感觉相当沉重。观众的目光随着她来回移动。「我现在要把任何物品,任何物质,都变成璀璨的宝石!」
「任何物品都可以!」突然,星光熠熠登场。她打着亮片蝶形领结,穿着短裙;摆了个姿势,露出一个夸张的假笑。她向前迈步,做了一个戏剧性的旋转,然后腾跃到前排的一匹小马身旁,俯下身来。
「小先生,你有想让神通广大崔克茜变化的物品吗?」小小马不情愿地把毛绒玩具熊递给了她。
崔克茜生气地看了星光一眼。她以为她是谁啊,想破坏演出吗?
「我们什么时候才能淋上耀晶石雨?」观众席上的某匹雌马喊道。「快点!」
崔克茜没有理会,继续往前走。「看哪……看哪……」
「看哪,发光之蹄将会把这只小熊变成稀世珍宝!」星光说完眨了个眼。「这还不是全部,大伙。——在表演结束时,崔克茜自己也会完全变成由耀晶石组成的!」观众们惊叹不已,爆发出热烈的蹄声。就连崔克茜也一脸惊讶。
「没错!」崔克茜大喊。「我会变化,然后恢复正常,不会受到难以承受之重以及相当大的——啊啊啊,哦!」崔克茜像是木制玩偶般侧倒在地,她双腿伸得笔直,在发光石膏里动弹不得。
观众们大笑了起来,崔克茜的脸尴尬到发烫。她试图起身却无济于事,只能做到在舞台上滑行。
暮暮、小蝶、云宝、萍琪、瑞瑞和阿杰在观众席上痛苦地看着。小蝶捂住了眼睛,无助地呜咽。
尽管时间比她预想的要早,但星光熠熠已经等不及了。她从后台推出水管,打开水龙头,把辉光解咒直接倒进雾气腾腾的水流中,一路喷向崔克茜!
药水碰到崔克茜的皮肤,一道刺眼光芒便涌动了整条街道,刺耳的响声穿透了每一匹小马的耳朵。
小马们眨巴着眼睛,驱散了咒语生效的光芒在他们眼中留下的星星;他们跌跌撞撞地摸索着站稳,接着迷迷糊糊地四散离开。表演结束了。
星光熠熠揉了揉眼睛。视力恢复时,她看到崔克茜在地上蜷成一团,双眼紧闭。「结束了吗?」她呜咽着说。「我那美丽、发光的神蹄不见了吗?」
「恐怕是的。」星光伸蹄把崔克茜扶了起来。她感觉自己轻如鸿毛。「但还是谢天谢地!」星光露出了真诚的笑容。「我很担心你。我真的不知道这样改变表演是否会奏效!」
「那……」崔克茜叹了口气,回以微笑。「我想你说的发光雕像的事是真的了。」她瘫坐在地上,摇了摇头,「对不起,我又忘乎所以了。我只是太想给星鬃协会的小马们留下深刻印象!」
「我们懂的,小糖块儿。」阿杰宽慰,「还有机会的。」
「我想着……如果他们看到我的发光蹄,也许就会觉得我很特别……」崔克茜解释道。
「你的确很特别。崔克茜,我们最喜欢你的一点,就是你永不放弃!」暮暮咧嘴笑着承认,其他马也点头赞同。崔克茜振作的速度给她们留下了深刻印象,「这是每匹小马都敬佩的品质。」
「我之前没来得及把这个给你。」瑞瑞说着上前。她拉开衣服包的拉链,露出了一件缝制完美、独一无二的斗篷。崔克茜惊得下巴都掉了下来。「我想为……呃……那个蹄子的事说声抱歉。」瑞瑞紧张地笑了起来。
「哇!」崔克茜把新斗篷围在身上。它光滑、闪亮、炫目——各个方面都完美无缺。「太谢谢你了。」崔克茜非常感动,眼泪都快流出来了。「我不配拥有你们这样的朋友。」
「你当然配!」她们异口同声地回答。每匹小马都用传统的集体拥抱把崔克茜搂在怀里。
「如果可以的话,我还是会想办法让协会对我刮目相看的。」崔克茜咧嘴一笑,脑子里已经开始盘算了,「也许我可以想出一个全新的、从未尝试过的壮举……涉及到鳄鱼什么的——」
「打扰一下?」一匹浑身挂满绿宝石的年长雌马走了上来。「我猜,阁下就是神通广大崔克茜吧?」她银色的鬃毛上挂满了闪闪发光的星星,脸上带着淘气的表情。「我是——」
「星鬃!」崔克茜肃然起敬。「哇。我当然知道您是谁。」
「你的表演可真有趣。」她狡黠地笑着说。「真是场巧妙的表演。我喜欢你装作不知道表演内容的样子!自我看过『爆笑惊艳派博德』后,还没有笑得这么开心过!」
「哦,谢谢您……」崔克茜回答道,她感觉既惊讶又困惑。她看向她的朋友们。她们都咧着嘴,兴奋地做着蹄势。
星鬃把头扭向一边,「我说,崔克茜……你愿意跟我还有其他成员一起去街对面喝杯苹果酒吗?今晚是我们的盛大舞会,我们肯定需要一些新鲜血液来活跃气氛!」
「崔克茜再乐意不过了!」
原文:
“Welcome to the most marvelous sight you will ever see! Mares and gentlecolts, I present to you… without further ado… the one… the only… the always-glowing, gem-giving, incredible illusionist… THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIEEEE!” Trixie burst onto the stage in a flash of light.
The crowd gasped at the shocking sight of her. Half of Trixie’s body was glowing! Trixie looked down at herself and her eyes went large. She quickly covered up her surprise and continued on, limping across the stage in an awkward fashion. “The Great and Powerful Trixie will now perform a never-before-attempted, one-of-a-kind stunning stunt—‘The Hoof That Holds the Glowpaz!”
Trixie held up her shining hoof. The brilliant light illuminated the crazed expression on her face. “Behold… my hoof of wonder!” She waved her hoof in the air and began pacing the stage slowly. Her body felt quite heavy. Everypony in the crowd followed her with their eyes, back and forth. “I will now transform any item, of any substance, into a beautiful jewel!”
“Any item at all!” Suddenly, Starlight Glimmer appeared, wearing a sequined bow tie and skirt. She struck a pose and flashed a cheesy smile. Then she stepped forward and did a dramatic twirl. Starlight pranced over to a young colt in the front row and leaned down.
“Do you have an item you’d like the Great and Powerful Trixie to transform, young sir?” The colt reluctantly passed her his stuffed toy bear. Trixie shot an angry look at Starlight. Who did she think she was, trying to ruin the show?
“When do we get the Glowpaz rain?” a random mare shouted from the audience. “Hurry up!”
Trixie ignored her and continued on. “Behold… behold…”
“Behold the beautiful glowing hoof as this bear becomes made of precious gems!” Starlight finished with a wink. “And that’s not all, folks— by the end of this show, so will Trixie herself become fully made of Glowpaz!” The audience gasped and erupted into applause. Even Trixie looked surprised.
“That’s right!” Trixie hollered. “I will transform and return to normal, unscathed by the unbearable weight and considerable—Ahhhh, oohh!” Trixie fell over on her side, like a wooden pony doll. Her legs stuck straight out, immobilized in their glowing casts.
The audience started laughing. Trixie’s face burned with embarrassment. She tried to get up but just scooted across the stage.
Twilight, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, and Applejack watched in agony from the audience. Fluttershy covered her eyes and whimpered helplessly.
Even though it was earlier than she’d anticipated, Starlight Glimmer couldn’t wait another second. She wheeled out the hose from backstage, cranked it on, and poured the Radiance Remedy right into the misty stream, blasting it all the way over to Trixie!
As soon as the potion hit Trixie’s hide, a blinding light surged through the entire street and a ringing sound pierced everypony’s ears.
The ponies blinked away the stars in their eyes that had been left by the light of the spell taking effect. The audience stumbled around, grasping for their hoofing, and began wandering off in a confused stupor. The show was over.
Starlight Glimmer rubbed at her eyes. When her sight finally returned, she saw Trixie curled into a tiny ball on the ground. Her eyes were closed tight. “Is it over?” she whimpered. “Is my beautiful, magical glow hoof gone?”
“I’m afraid so.” Starlight reached out and helped Trixie up again. She felt as light as a feather. “But thank Celestia!” Starlight broke into a genuine smile. “I was so worried about you. And I really wasn’t sure if changing the show like that would work!”
“So…” Trixie sighed and smiled back. “I guess you were right about the whole glowing-statue thing.” She plopped down on the ground and shook her head. “I’m sorry I got so carried away again. I just really wanted to impress the ponies from the Starmane Society so badly!”
“We know, sugarcube.” Applejack smiled reassuringly at her. “Maybe there’ll be another chance?”
“I thought… that if they saw my glow hoof, they might think I was special.…” Trixie explained.
“You are special. And the thing we love about you most, Trixie, is that you never give up!” Twilight admitted with a grin. The others nodded in encouraging agreement. They were all impressed by how quickly Trixie had bounced back. “That’s a quality that everypony admires.”
“I didn’t get to give this to you earlier,” Rarity said, stepping forward. She unzipped the dress bag, revealing a perfectly stitched, one-of-a-kind cloak. Trixie’s jaw dropped. “I wanted to say sorry for… uh… the whole hoof thing.” Rarity laughed nervously.
“Whoa!” Trixie swung the new cloak around her body. It was smooth, shimmery, and showy—perfect in every way. “Thank you so much.” Trixie was so touched, she looked like she might cry. “I don’t deserve friends like all of you.”
“Of course you do!” they replied in unison. Everypony enveloped Trixie in a traditional group hug.
“I’m still going to find a way to impress the Society, if I can.” Trixie grinned, the wheels turning in her head already. “Maybe I can try to come up with a whole new never-before-attempted feat… something involving crocodiles—”
“Excuse me?” an older mare dripping with emeralds interrupted, stepping forward. “The Great and Powerful Trixie, I presume?” Her silver mane was laden with shimmering stars and she wore a mischievous expression on her face. “I’m—”
“Starmane!” Trixie gasped in reverence. “Wow. Of course I know who you are.”
“That was quite the amusing performance you put on,” she said with a sly smile. “Such a clever show. I loved how you pretended to not know what the act was! I haven’t laughed that much since I saw ‘The Hilarious and Amazing Piebald’!”
“Oh, thank you…” Trixie replied, feeling an odd mixture of starstruck and confused. She looked to her friends. They were all grinning and motioning excitedly.
Starmane cocked her head to the side. “Say, Trixie… would you like to come join me and the others for a mug of cider across the street? Tonight’s our big Society ball, and we could certainly use some new blood to liven up the party!”
“Trixie would love nothing more!”